He was born in 1943. He went to St Derek's Grammar School.

At the age of 22 he became a journalist and wrote for standard newspapers for three years. After this he mysteriously came by the middle age text and based his book "The Executive Board of Everything" on it. Somehow the book stayed in bookshops for a whole three days before disapearing.

After this he stopped writing for the newspapers and left the International People Who Write Things Trade Union.

He stayed in journalism, writing for underground publications for the next 20 years, during this time he wrote four succesive books on the Executive Board.

At this time he quit writing for a short and entirely unsuccesful stint in pop music.

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