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"29th January 1996 AD

Dear sir,

I am very disappointed with the quality of the rubber chickens I purchased from your establishment. Why were they green? Chickens are supposed to be yellow, surely. For 345 I expected more. I would appreciate it if you sent my money back and send me some yellow chickens. I feel I deserve some free chickens for all the inconvinience. In fact, if you could send some extra money too - for my loss of income due to your faulty chickens. I arrange chicken wrestling sessions and I lost at least 45p this week for the wrestlers who felt put off by the green chickens. I run a small establishment and I can't afford to loose any more money.

Also when I sent off 345 I was in fact asking for 200 chickens, why did you only send me two? You appear to be very unproffesional and useless, rubbish in fact. Did it not occur to you that only a complete lunatic would spend this amount on two chickens? You clearly did not take my order seriously.

Yours sincerely,

Trevor Barrow"

I have no idea what you're talking about Trevor. I think you have the wrong address.

I must say, I'm rather dissapointed with the responce. We have put 6 links to email us and the only mail we get is about chickens. Don't you just hate it when that happens?

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